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For Anyone Told Their Labs Are "Normal" — But Who Still Doesn't Feel Right

PharmToTable's Gut Performance Report

look deeper than standard labs

An at-home microbiome test that goes beyond standard labs to uncover the real reasons behind your bloating, gas, unpredictable bathroom days, low energy, and stubborn weight.

The Gut Performance Report test kit

Get the Gut Performance Report — see exactly what's out of balance in your gut and get a clear, food-first plan to feel light, regular, and energized again.

Yes, I'm Ready — $199
Total Value: $325   Just $199 today
Offer available for a limited time only
Sound Familiar?

Do You Struggle With . . .

you're not imagining it

If your gut runs your life, you're not alone — and you don't have to keep living this way.

  • Bloating that makes you look pregnant by the end of the day — even when you've barely eaten.
  • Constipation, diarrhea, or both — you never quite know which one today will bring.
  • Gas that's honestly embarrassing — the kind of smell that has you praying no one's around.
  • Planning your whole day around the bathroom — mapping every outing by where the restrooms are.
  • Avoiding foods you love because you already know how you'll pay for them later.
  • Dragging fatigue — that heavy, foggy tiredness no amount of coffee seems to fix.
  • Weight that won't budge — you eat well and move your body, but the scale won't cooperate.
  • A gut feeling there's a microbiome connection — you've heard about it and suspect yours is off.

If This Is You, It's Not Your Fault…

If you've been told your labs are "normal" and that this is just something you have to live with… if you've quietly reorganized your life around your gut… you need to hear this: your symptoms aren't random, and your body isn't broken. The answers are often hiding in a place standard testing never looks — your microbiome.

Imagine This

What If You Could…

picture your days without the worry
  • Eat out — or eat the thing — without fear of what your gut will do to you afterward.
  • Feel flat and comfortable in your clothes, without the daily afternoon bloat.
  • Have predictable, easy bathroom trips instead of building your day around them.
  • Stop worrying about gas in meetings, on dates, or around the people you love.
  • Wake up with steady energy that carries you through the day — no fog, no crash.
  • Watch the scale finally move because your gut is working with your metabolism, not against it.

What if you could get rid of those daily symptoms by rebalancing the one system standard labs overlook?

Here's How It Works

The Gut Performance Report Is the Surefire Way To…

Uncover the Imbalances

A comprehensive at-home microbiome analysis reveals your beneficial and harmful bacteria, your diversity score, and the specific patterns behind your bloating, gas, irregularity, fatigue, and weight struggles.

Shift Your Microbiome With Food

Based on your results, you'll get clear dietary approaches — the foods to add and the ones to ease off — to rebalance your gut naturally, with no guesswork and no endless supplement rabbit holes.

Get Your Next Steps

You won't be left staring at a confusing report. You'll leave with clear next steps for your wellness journey — so you finally know what to do and why it matters.

Introducing

The Gut Performance Report

answers when normal labs don't explain how you feel

This advanced at-home microbiome test looks beneath the surface to reveal the hidden imbalances behind your bloating, gas, unpredictable bathroom days, fatigue, and stubborn weight — so you can finally understand what's really going on in your gut and what to do about it.

Gut Performance Report kit and sample report

Here's What You're Going to Get

everything you need to get started

The test that finds the answers, the expert walk-through that makes them make sense, plus our favorite gut products to act on them.

The Gut Performance Microbiome Test Kit

(value: $199)
  • An easy, private at-home stool collection kit — shipped straight to your door.
  • A comprehensive report of your beneficial and harmful bacteria, gut health score, and diversity score.
  • The specific imbalances behind bloating, gas, constipation, diarrhea, low energy, and stubborn weight.
  • Personalized, food-first recommendations to start shifting your microbiome back into balance.
Free Bonus

Expert Results Walk-Through Video

(value: $99 — yours free)
  • Watch gut-health expert Dr. Melody Hartzler, PharmD, walk you through how to read your report in plain language.
  • Connect your exact symptoms to specific bacterial imbalances — so the numbers finally make sense.
  • Learn which dietary changes will make the biggest difference for your unique microbiome, and how to build your gut plan.
Free Bonus

Our Favorite Gut Products Guide

(value: $27 — yours free)
  • Dr. Melody's hand-picked gut-support favorites from the PharmToTable store — probiotics, prebiotics, gut-lining and digestion support, and more.
  • Each pick includes a quick "why we love it" and a direct shop link, so you can act on your results right away.
The Gut Performance Microbiome Test Kit$199
Expert Results Walk-Through Video$99
Favorite Gut Products Guide (free bonus)$27
Total Value$325
Your Investment TodayJust $199
Get the Gut Performance Report — $199
Offer available for a limited time only
Real Relief

What People Are Saying

"I'd planned my life around bathrooms for years. Within weeks of following my plan, the bloating and urgency eased and I finally feel free."

Rachel D.
Columbus, OH

"My doctor said my labs were normal and there was nothing more to do. This test showed exactly what was off — and what to eat to feel better."

Danielle F.
Franklin, TN

"The gas and fatigue were wrecking my confidence. Balancing my microbiome changed everything — and the weight finally started moving."

Megan W.
Scottsdale, AZ

Let's Get One Thing Straight…

If you've ever been told "your labs are normal" — yet you're still dealing with bloating, gas, unpredictable bathroom days, fatigue, and stubborn weight — you're not imagining things.

Here's why: traditional lab work is designed to flag disease, not to look at the trillions of bacteria that actually run your digestion. Standard tests never map your microbiome — so you can be told everything's "fine" while your gut quietly keeps you miserable.

That's exactly where microbiome testing makes the difference. The Gut Performance Report looks beneath the surface to reveal which bacteria are out of balance, how that connects to your symptoms and your weight, and precisely which foods will help you shift things back.

And here's the hopeful part: our own founder, Dr. Melody Hartzler, transformed her own gut health by looking deeper at the microbiome — after being told the very same thing you may have been told. She's since helped countless people do exactly the same. What felt like a life sentence was really a signal that no one had looked in the right place yet.

This isn't just data — it's direction.

Dr. Melody Hartzler, PharmD
Why Listen to Us?

We've Walked the Same Path You're On

We're not just any health practitioners. We're a team of functional-medicine pharmacists — and I (Melody) once lived with the same gut struggles you may be facing now. I was told my labs were normal and that it was just something I'd have to manage.

Instead of accepting that, I looked deeper — at my microbiome — and changed how I ate. My gut health transformed, and that journey became my calling. I built a team to help others uncover what standard testing misses and finally find relief.

I've turned my mess into my message — and now we're here to help you get to the root of what's really going on in your gut.

Dr. Melody Hartzler

& the PharmToTable Team

Here's Everything You Get

The Gut Performance Report Package

You're not just buying a lab test — you're stepping into clarity, confidence, and a clear direction for your gut health.

The Gut Performance Microbiome Test Kit$199
Expert Results Walk-Through Video (free bonus)$99
Favorite Gut Products Guide (free bonus)$27
Total Value$325
Your Investment TodayJust $199
Yes — Get It All Now for $199
Offer available for a limited time only

Frequently Asked Questions

What exactly is the Gut Performance microbiome test?
It's an advanced at-home test that analyzes the bacteria living in your gut. It shows your beneficial and harmful bacteria, a gut health score, a diversity score, and the specific imbalances that connect to symptoms like bloating, gas, constipation, diarrhea, fatigue, and stubborn weight.
How is this different from the labs my doctor ordered?
Standard bloodwork is designed to flag disease — it never maps your microbiome. That's why you can be told everything's "normal" while your gut still makes you miserable. This test looks at the bacterial patterns behind your symptoms, and ties them directly to a food-first plan.
I was told everything looks normal. Can this still help me?
Yes — this is exactly who it's for. "Normal" labs often just mean standard testing didn't look at your microbiome. Our founder was told the same thing, then transformed her gut health by rebalancing her microbiome. This test helps uncover what standard panels miss so you can make informed, food-first changes.
How do I take the test? Does it hurt?
No needles and no blood draws. It's a simple, private stool sample you collect at home in about five minutes, then mail back in the prepaid envelope. Clear instructions are included.
How long until I get my results?
Once you mail your sample back, results are typically ready within 2–3 weeks. You'll be notified when your report is available.
What happens once I get my results?
You'll receive your comprehensive report plus the free Expert Results Walk-Through Video, where Dr. Melody Hartzler explains what your results mean, connects them to your symptoms, and shows you the dietary approaches to start shifting your microbiome — so you leave with clear next steps.
Can't I just Google my results?
You could try, but most people find these reports overwhelming without context. That's why your walk-through video is included free — so you understand your results and know exactly which changes will make the biggest difference for your unique gut.
Is this covered by insurance?
At this time most insurance plans do not cover functional microbiome testing like this. That's why we've priced the complete package — test plus the expert walk-through — at just $199.
Who is this test best for?
Anyone who's tired of guessing about their gut. If you deal with bloating, gas, constipation or diarrhea, fatigue, or weight that won't move — and you suspect a microbiome connection — this test helps uncover what's really going on and what to do next.

Lab Test Disclaimers

PharmToTable, LLC™ does not offer refunds for the Gut Performance Report / microbiome test and cannot be held responsible for the client's inaccurate collection of the test. Purchased tests are non-transferable and nonrefundable. International orders are responsible for return shipping charges.

Your Next Step Starts Here

stop guessing — start understanding your gut

You've spent long enough planning your days around the bathroom, avoiding foods you love, and being told there's nothing more to do. Now you have a choice: keep guessing… or finally see what's really happening in your gut with the Gut Performance Report.

The Gut Performance Microbiome Test Kit$199
Expert Results Walk-Through Video (free bonus)$99
Favorite Gut Products Guide (free bonus)$27
Total Value$325
Your Investment TodayJust $199

It's time to stop guessing and start supporting your gut.

Yes, I'm Ready for My Gut Performance Report — $199
Offer available for a limited time only